09.27.07
What the hell just happened?
Imperial College had been plunged to between Rank 20-30 in the Academic Ranks of World Universities.
09.24.07
7 in the morning
The darkish, seemingly purple clouds were silhouetted against the gray Mediterranean sky and the clouds were drifting along with the freezing wind. Icy cold rains started falling and the sounds made by the wind beating on the tree leaves and rain pouring on the veranda floor were just too good to hear, better than hearing a woman squeaking like a ticklish mouse during sex. Still half-asleep, I opened the small window and my room was instantly filled with cold breeze. The cooling breeze was blowing against my leg through the window and some part of my upper body as well.
It was a nice cold morning. Completely nonchalant about attending classes knowing that my first class starts in another one hour time, I laid on my bed…. imagining something. Oh yes, I was imagining something actually. I imagined waking up on the same bed with a girl (someone I actually know 
) lying on her side, naked and unaware of my gaze. I took a few minutes glancing enjoyably her curves, the soft cusps of flesh clutched between her arms, the deliriously rounded arch rising up from her waist, over her hip and down to her outer thigh. I held her close with my arms around her stomach until my chest contacted her warm back and sniffed her feminine smell picked up by the cold breeze from her neck.
I was really enjoying the passionate morning, until my phone started ringing like an alarm clock. Bloody hell.
09.14.07
!! SNEPPAH TIHS
Use a mirror to read the reflection of the title if you have problem coordinating and interpreting it. (Which I believe all you readers won’t have it! Even my host’s dog can read it…)
Let me introduce you Amylia Kesha Bal – lovely girl, extremely intelligent, has a penchant for crayons, hysterical when high, gorgeous to the 10th degree, sexy at its maximum, exquisite body shape she has, simply irresistible. One of the few highly-valuable young ladies that you boys… wouldn’t wanna miss the chance to be with to have a most passionate and pleasurable night.
Was that too flattering?? Or was it too much compliments on her sexiness? Sorry to disappoint the Casanovas, but I’m not gonna talk more about her.
However, there is one thing I wanna point out about her. On her dark side, Amy is a ferocious, aggressive, hostile, savage and extremely fierce philistine.
While we were in the college library, I was excruciated, tortured and molested before I agreed to take a picture with her until she decided to circumcise me if I disagree one more time. Even a cavemen who are capable of bringing down a mammoth with his bare arms would do anything to protect his precious manhood.
So I finally agreed… to take this pathetically awful picture.
Lame isn’t it?!? Bloody hell! Now everyone’s gonna see me as a lame person.
And during my slavery…..
…. she left me a scratch-mark. It’s there damn it! Don’t pretend it isn’t! Amy, you’re gonna bloody pay my hospital bill.
Merde = French word for ’shit’
Out of discussion: – The above were mostly exaggerated, especially Amylia’s personality. She’s a lovely woman, drop-dead sexy or not depends on what you think. The picture displaying ‘ Merde happens’ is actually a photo of the book titled Merde Happens by Stephen Clarke.
Not a bad book, I would say. I love it because it has some exotic contents . Perfect enough for me to read it. And it actually has some French words in all pages and the author will tell you what the meanings are. Pretty good for basic French learners (-pointing at you, Charlie! 
)
09.12.07
Russia vs England (cont)
And it’s 3-0 to England. I lol-ed at Joe Cole for tackling 2 Stalins in barely 20 seconds and got a yellow card in the end.
My USSR housemate should be on his way home from the pub now. Hope everything is alright and he doesn’t get beaten up by the English. Anyway, he should be lucky that Russia never lead otherwise he would have got serious bruises all over him.
On the other hand, I have no idea how will my British host deal with our Stalin. Hohohohohoho~~~~
Russia vs England
It’s tonight! Boy, it is tonight! It’s a football match between Russia and England, and I’ve always wanted this moment to come. Why???
When it was dinner time, I went down to the dining room and said to my Russian housemate, “Hey Stalin, you’re in the enemy’s territory, get out!”
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Okay.. that was partially true. I did say that he was in enemy’s territory but did not tell him to get out because unfortunately Stalin was more macho than me. Damn! >.<
But nevertheless, time will tell who will triumph over who.
09.11.07
The X Factor
Absolutely no relevance with any pornos, you imbeciles..
Remember Pop Idol? Guess not. It’s a famous British TV series back in 2001, partly the reason why American Idol existed.
And X Factor, is the successor TV programme of Pop Idol.
And one of the funniest video clip is this one…
911
5 minutes of silent mourning to lament the thousands who died during the chaos.
…….. *5 minutes pass*…….
And wishing Ong Chien Junn a happy 18th birthday. I have no idea what you did in year 2001, might have been watching the news while your younger brothers were eagerly wanting to cut the birthday cake.
